Alongside Banjo, Conker the Squirrel was another one of my long time teenage obsessions that continues to go in and outta my brain every now and then. What is NOT to love about an alcoholic money loving red squirrel with a perverted mind? XD I've loved the little guy since I was 12-13, no friggin joke, used to gush about him to myself all the time, strange times to be a teenager, yo.